April 2012
Apr 26th
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house phone rings
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
house phone stops
Apr 22nd
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Trying to walk sexy
Expectation: Reality:
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Taking a picture with your friends
Looking at the picture:
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romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
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Tonight.
Some people: "Hey, dude! 4/20, let's go get high on dope!"
Other people : "KONY 2012! Cover the Night!"
Me: Holy crap, look! ALT + the reblog button is some magical sorcery.
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delajona: chaaco: HAHAH AWH! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE !!!!! LMAO !!! 
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Girl: take the condom off!
Boy: Why?
Girl: YOLO
Boy: Okay, but if you get pregnant YOYO
Girl: What that?
Boy: you on yo own
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