house phone rings
house phone stops
Trying to walk sexy
Taking a picture with your friends
Looking at the picture:
romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
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Some people: "Hey, dude! 4/20, let's go get high on dope!"
Other people : "KONY 2012! Cover the Night!"
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delajona: chaaco: HAHAH AWH! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE !!!!! LMAO !!!
Girl: take the condom off!
Boy: Okay, but if you get pregnant YOYO
Girl: What that?
Boy: you on yo own