marielleidiot: when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
blainiacs: i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101
A day with my period.
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
When your crush says your best friend is hot...
instant-amnesia: when people seriously compliment me it’s like wow are you being for real like god bless you and your family and I hope all your dreams come true amen
Test: If Greg has 6 apples and eats one, calculate the sun's mass.
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
I'm sorry but
leannekitty: if you do weed or any other drugs, it’s just not gonna happen. THISTHISTHISTHIS
Dear Seniors of 2012,
jenelleeycake: I hate that I’m so close to a bunch of you. Seeing you guys graduate and leave West Ranch will be a bitch. I’ll miss you guys, even if some of you will just be down the street. To the others that are actually going away, ugh.. don’t forget to come visit ); I love you guys, kbai.
jenswag: OMG MADE MY DAY <3
*cute boy walks past*
me: no wait come back i love you
I want a nice body, but then like… food.